This week, after a brief note about podcasting from SPAAAAACE, we chat about how Warhammer figures can save your life, how Santa Claus is always watching you, what happens when you throw toys into ceiling fans, childhood bullies, the porno magazine Max bought on his anniversary, American Stuffers (the greatest show ever), Star Wars character names vs. rapper names, Gremlins 2 (the greatest cartoon ever), Max's Cinco de Mayo Kentucky Derby story, rich people hunting the poor in San Francisco, giant dongs, and Sea World raves. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Jack DeVries, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

This week, we dive into naked stand-up, farting to end a conversation, Scott's podcast from 1986, Ralston brand cereals (and why they didn't make any sense), Transformers in real life, what episode to start on when checking out the GameSpy Debriefings, really racist email, the worst marriage proposal ever, themed weddings, making our future children do everything for us, fake New York movie gangs, the Haight Street Drug Deal game, shameful Google searches, the terrible life of a dog, and the worst of Ruby-Spears Productions' terrible cartoons. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Mike Drucker, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

It's the all-relationship episode, where we answer your letters and discuss how to get your lady to kiss you after she's been down there, guest-host Jack DeVries' sex bucket list, butt secks, what to do with a stack of money when you're single, why you shouldn't marry young, how Brian Altano lost his virginity, how Scott Bromley managed to masturbate to Hocus Pocus, growing up (and growing a pair), and relationship advice for cavemen. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Jack DeVries, and Max Scoville.

This week, former GameSpy editor Will Tuttle joins us to talk about his babies and quiz Ryan on a bunch of things that may or may not be real food. We also talk about Double Dare and... a bunch of other stuff. It's a surprise! Oh boy! Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Will Tuttle.

This week, we discuss why Facebook sucks, why Tinychat makes us feel like we're cult leaders, how we found out our significant others were cool, how Ryan proposed to his wife, the strangest things that have happened to us during sex, how special guest Jack DeVries lost his virginity to Cool Dog, the horrors of hot dog stuffed pizza, attending a DJ battle, newspapers that cater to the homeless, how bullying has changed over the years, sad-faced soda spills, how to write a good email, almost getting murdered on a date, and Ryan Scott's cooking corner. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Jack DeVries, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.

This week, Max gets a drink thrown on him, Brian explains his hatred of Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Scott talks about the world's saddest aquarium, we recall how we learned how to swear, and we learn about "posh wanking." We also talk about popular-but-really-messed-up books, why our generation is a bunch of whiny manbabies, 100-year-olds and Internet age-gates, fat people not wanting to date fat people, urination awkwardness, more dumb press releases, people taking pictures of food with their phones, and the world's greatest rapper. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Oops! It looks like we've left a window open. Starring Jeff Green, Robert Ashley, Shawn Elliott, Anthony Gallegos, Sean Molloy, and Ryan Scott.

This week, we discuss weird ways to finish having sex, looking at Playboy Magazine as adults, awful summer camp stories, why we hate going to the movies, terrible press releases, handmade torture chambers, Ryan Scott's recipe corner, bad first dates, one listener's awkward homosexuality test, and truly miserable greeting cards. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

This week's episode is all about fun with model rockets, causing massive amounts of destruction on the night before Halloween, Double Dare (and why it could never happen in 2012), Doug Funnie's impact on the masculinity of America, learning from Maxim magazine, the pitfalls of growing up too fast, another cooking lesson with Ryan Scott, the ghost of Brianna Altano, New Jersey's 2012 mother of the year, meeting a ghost in real life, horse dreams, and cleaning out our manbaby closets.

It's time to discuss homeless San Francisco hyenas, terrible children and the people who have them, Anthony on conciseness, Mario Party drinking games, dumb names for pets, the Ryan Scott Recipe Corner, Tinychat boobies, the transformation of Mr. Hyde into Dr. Jekyll, meeting celebrities, and Shannen Doherty's horrible life. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.