CHINA! INDIA! JAPAN! BRAZIL! Raul Julia's swansong takes place in none of these countries, and it's actually nothing like the video game at all. In fact, we're not really sure why this movie is called "Street Fighter" at all. Whatever the case, kick back and listen to us make fun of one of the worst video-game-to-movie adaptations of all time. YOU WIN! PERFECT! Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Just in time for Christmas, it's our first official movie commentary -- and it's for that fun-filled 1992 torture porn classic, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. Marvel at young (and sociopathic) Kevin McCallister's extreme aptitude for mercilessly assaulting hapless thieves within inches of their lives, and ring in those happy holidays with joyous cheers of "that guy should have permanent brain damage right now." It's fun for the whole family! So queue up your DVDs, grab a drink, and get ready for our expert analysis on what could quite possibly be the prequel to Saw. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

In this week's mysteriously Ryan-free episode, we talk about junk in the trunk (and not the kind you're thinking of), awkward dining experiences, borderline stalking, fun freeway activities, wild bangout situations, Meerkat Manor, hillbilly hand-fishing, the world's worst vending machine guy, Revenge of the Nerds: The Series, more theme song submissions, outlasterbating, proper Fleshlight prep, getting cozy with the vacuum cleaner, the Japanese weather report, indecent proposals, Lindsay Lohan's recent Photoshop adventures, and people we like. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

This week brings chatter about Pizza Club, womanbabies (i.e. the female analog to "manbabies"), Russian mail-order brides, more reasons why we'd never want to live in Australia, awkward bangout situations, pretending to like stuff that sucks, more awkward restaurant stories, Guntown, caveman games, music (our #1 competitor for some fans!), a lot of people we're grateful to, sex comma pets (it makes more sense when you hear it), and the dingbats at Threadless. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

After leaving the world's worst tip at a local restaurant, we point out the rock-bottomness of Kmart, get cozy with some YouTube fetish porn, tell you all about the TV Hat, get some insight into portrait studio hell, read some pretty disturbing email (including one about either the world's worst or most awesome mom), discuss the Comedy Button dating game, share our Thanksgiving stories, run down the porno hot list, and listen to some pretty awesome fan-made theme songs. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.

This week's verbal mayhem involves some real-life Beavis and Butt-head adventures (starring two drunk idiots named Brian and Max), awkward Las Vegas clubbing moments, zombie MILF pornstars, fun activities to indulge in while driving, the most insane tattoos ever, the sad state of Connecticut, money shots, fartistry (yes, that's spelled correctly), and drunken online dating antics in the wake of unfortunate breakups. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Today, we regale you with our journey to the time warp that is the Sears Portrait Studio, offer up some Miley Cyrus nudes, go to SPAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEEE (our own personal Caddyshack II), talk about a most interesting weirdo we met at a restaurant, make fun of dumb furries, examine Hanna-Barbera's foray into live-action films, talk about bangin' celebs, and discuss losing the big V. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

This week, we recorded in the wake of Max's big 25th birthday celebration. It's time for some stories about not knowing how to tell time, some of the nastiest strippers we've ever seen, getting kicked out of cabs, Scott's completely insane girlfriend, the inevitable Alcoholocaust, riding the redneck short bus, frog dissections for the r-words, trolling our old substitute teachers, and our favorite kinds of hats (it's worse than it sounds). Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

This week, we celebrate Halloween with a bunch of boring Halloween non-stories because we're old and stupid. But we've got plenty of cartoon porn, professional masturbation, weird hairless cats, ice-breaking (literally), lonely basketball hoops, parent-child bonding, and giant dongs to discuss. We also learn whose to-do list Anthony is on (again, literally), and we mull over which celebrities we'd most like to pummel. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

What do we do when our wives are out-of-town? What kinds of dumb Halloween costume is Scott Bromley cooking up? What sorts of disgusting conversations can we have about mayonnaise and other white substances? Are Louie Anderson and Roseanne Barr actually the same person? Just how awesome was ProStars? What sort of extracurricular delinquency did we indulge in during our high school years? And if we answer all this nonsense, will we finally be relevant enough for Wikipedia's editorial stamp of approval!? Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

This week on the greatest podcast known to mankind, it's time to find out what happened with one really drunk girl at Anthony's 10-year high school reunion, discuss alternative breast cancer charity ideas, talk about some weird-ass porn communities, harp on San Francisco's crazy homeless people, deliver a unique brand of nerd justice to filthy shoplifters, and who knows what else. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Holy bejeezus, it's the greatest podcast of all-time! Five guys who couldn't be more different than each other have banded together to infect your ears with second-hand stories of Natalie Portman's lunacy, fake-ass cartoon voice actors, drawing hot naked women, bumping uglies at high school reunions, the irritating plate-glass guys in Paperboy, dinner-eating dynamics, the wonders of funemployment, the true origins of the Masters of the Universe, getting sloshed on Pepto Bismol mixers, and plenty of other nonsense that you'll just have to listen to! Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.