The Comedy Button
What's going on, Internet!? Prepare for some of the most insane rambling about everything from life, to sex, to what passes for 21st-century Internet culture. Your aural canals are ours, and we're running a train on 'em -- courtesy of hosts Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville. BRAAAP BRAAAP! New episode every Friday afternoon!

Get ready for Hollywood's next big thing: the Cereal Mascot Cinematic Universe. The Trix Rabbit. Captain Crunch. Count Chocula. That dumbass Honey Nut Cheerios Bee. That shrieking vermin that's always always after the Honeycomb. Wendell the Baker. All your favorites, together, on the big screen, at last. The Comedy Button (this episode, anyway) is Brian Altano and Max Scoville, drunk in a hotel room in Anaheim. (We apologize in advance for the unusually crummy audio quality; it's the end of the year and we're out of brain power.)

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep313.mp3
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Our awesome guest host, Kristin Van De Yar, is a true worldwide phenomenon. Also, we've discovered the most awesome life hack for getting out of jury duty: Just commit a crime, and you're home free forever. Take THAT, civic duty! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep312.mp3
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Is it possible to record the world's longest, stupidest outro to a dumb Internet radio show? Well, we certainly did give it a shot. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep311.mp3
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YouTube creator and talent manager John Carle used to write for the WWE -- and boy, does he have some crazy tales for us. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest John Carle.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep310.mp3
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One of our favorite guest hosts, Jared Petty, joins us to ponder Goofy's questionable dog-hood and discuss everybody's favorite dumb fantasy story, THE LOOOOORD OF THE RIIIIIINGS. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep309.mp3
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It's Thanksgiving with the Comedy Button -- which obviously means it's time to hide from your family and listen to us talk about Easter baskets, Nick at Nite, Ace Ventura, and the worst flavor of Skittles. Yep, happy holidays! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep308.mp3
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We dig into the wild and crazy mind of guest host Jared Petty, learn all about his weird surprise allergies, and and then talk about the legacy of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. In other words: Just another week! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep307.mp3
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Seasonal Affective Disorder is a serious disorder that affects millions of people every season, but we've got a great solution for coping with it: going out in the woods and hiding porno for future generations of perverts to discover. Or, you could just listen to our idiotic podcast for degenerates. We're sorry. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep306.mp3
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We're apparently very hungry boys, because this episode is all about hot dogs, pretzels, pizza, nacho cheese, soda, and Tootsie Roll Pops. Of course, we also find time to discuss the Mighty Ducks, strip clubs, owls, and punching holes in our bedroom walls as teenagers. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep305.mp3
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Welcome to the Comedy Button's Halloween Thanksgiving Special -- a cornucopia of spooky facts about mummies, meatballs, and celebrity spelunking. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep304.mp3
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