The Comedy Button
What's going on, Internet!? Prepare for some of the most insane rambling about everything from life, to sex, to what passes for 21st-century Internet culture. Your aural canals are ours, and we're filling them with nonsense -- courtesy of hosts Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville. BRAAAP BRAAAP! New episode every Friday afternoon!
The Comedy Button: Episode 108

We're joined by a couple of awesome IGN editors to talk about life as an extra in the movie biz, Ryan's new Ranger Smith look, Midwestern values, the horrors of Culver's, BuzzFeed's terrible ideas for Christmas pumpkins, the 1994 Academy Awards, the art of manscaping, amazing listener emails with terrible endings, banging out with dead bodies in the house, and the importance of referential humor. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, and Ryan Scott, with special guests Andrew Goldfarb and Marty Sliva.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 107

This week, in-between bouts of random audio issues (sorry about that), we pull some cool pranks, Ryan's wife schools us on cooking steaks, we get a box of bad German booze, Christmas arrives early, Max is a walking cartoon disaster of epic proportions, Anthony protects himself from riff-raff, we ascertain how to tell if a girl is into you, Anthony has SAD, Ryan pays someone to lock him in a room, and we scrutinize one listener's problems with his hot supermodel wife. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 106

This week, Ryan does a bang-up hosting job, Captain Planet is still terrible, a thoughtful listener subscribes us to Instabang, we consider the weirdos that date below their league, trading cards are for dorks, monster trucks and demolition derbies are for insane people, we don't want other people's kids on our fridge, engagement photos are the worst, we deal with fans awkwardly, Boston sucks, holiday shopping for your parents sucks, wedding planning sucks, and 7-Eleven food sucks. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 105

We forget to hit record, Anthony eats a whole pie for his birthday, Jaden Smith's Twitter account is insane, Brian sees a midget Rastafarian, Brian is an accidental racist at Starbucks, we talk about talking during sex, Anthony gets in touch with his Mexican side, we imagine some insane Christmas gifts for each other, Scott reveals a weird holiday tradition, Ryan is the manliest cast member, Ryan's dad is the world's manliest gamer, and we love on some terrible old video games. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 104

We find out who's a nasty man, sex acts are like Doom weapons, Anthony expiration-dates a girl, we ponder the logistics of droid slavery, we discover Lindsay Lo Pan, our young selves discover that gay people exist, our shirts will get you laid (100% true story), and we recount the worst propositions from individuals who we were just desperate to avoid. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 103

Max takes his career back to the future (and explains his weird phobias), we do a boob tally, the Folsom Street Fair is weird, Ryan whips out the bully blinders, Brian is a closet depression eater, Ryan spins tales of his former criminal mastermind career, we're glad Blockbuster is finally gone, we learn some monster cereal facts straight from the source, we all totally would have been friends in high school, and making out is awesome (mostly). Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 102

This week, we contemplate the idea of becoming actual Ghostbusters, we're still giant manbabies, Brian makes fun of tiny horses, Ryan would be the worst drug-purchaser ever, hangovers suck, getting older sucks, our childhood bullies' adult lives suck, and moving away from home rules. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 101

We hear stories from medical professionals, get wind of some weird STD news, talk about the stupid Power Rangers, bring up Brian's apparent archnemesis, make fun of cartoon theme songs, hear about Ryan's unwanted drug deal, get excited about Halloween, debate the merits of Twizzlers and Red Vines, move out of our parents' houses, get an update on Ryan's Renaissance Faire adventures, roll our eyes at disappointing educational field trips, discuss our favorite scary movies, and ponder the ramifications of sleeping with friends-of-friends. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 100

In this 100th episode semi-spectacular, we count our blessings, weigh time spent playing video games vs. watching porn, discuss classy erotica habits, wonder if the cobra in our cobra booze is still alive, whine about public transportation, play "IKEA or Death Metal Band," talk fashion, break down our 6th grade sex lives, go all-in on guest Greg Miller's hard-won battle against cancer, reminisce about the dumb X-Men cartoon, and ponder how to get free beef jerky. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Greg Miller.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 99

This week, Anthony broadcasts from space, Max has a big announcement, we talk about whackin' (and not the mob kind), fast food travels through time, Max wants to be rotoscoped, pennies are still dumb, Ryan reads us some hot Amazon reviews, Game of Thrones is a ye olde porno, we speculate on Ryan's living conditions, we tally our couches battle scars, and we have some fun with Goosebumps story titles. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 98

This week, Anthony gets in touch with his inner Mexican, Star Trek is still dumb, Scott has a Donald Duck butt, we play "Racist or True," Brian encounters a time-traveling vagrant, Scott follows in Brian's footsteps, people sell some weird Grand Theft Auto-related merchandise on eBay, old video games are awesome, the Mile High Club might not actually be legal, E.T. is weird, Super Mario World is totally better than Donkey Kong Country, we discover that '80s funk is the prequel to gangster rap, we try to figure out WTF "joggling" is, one listener gets some action, and we want you to nominate us in the 2013 Podcast Awards! Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 97

Ryan's life gets disrupted by a chocolate factory burning to the ground, Lobo is the worst comic book character ever, Brian pops the question, we speculate on our continuing snail's-pace race to parenthood, we dish out some advice to a 27-year-old virgin, we speculate on which cast members would win in a fight, and a bunch of 30-year-olds try to understand what Tinder is. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 96

Anthony throws a penny whistle concert, we tell some cat tales, Anthony's becoming more of a bar regular than Norm from Cheers, '90s rap videos are insane, we get a letter from a juggalo, Brian has mile-high horror story, we shake our heads at comments on porn videos, a listener sends us some Swedish treats, Ironman is a scam, Anthony hits the sensory deprivation chamber, and huffing paint probably isn't the greatest idea in the world. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 95

Ryan and Brian roll with San Francisco's craziest cab driver, Seattle gets collectively high, Anthony goes on a solo adventure, Max makes a very odd find at PAX Prime, the river man demands payment, we talk Exosquad, Ryan discusses his just-in-case-I-die preparations, we whine about how hard it used to be to get porn, we look at the hot new toy of 2013, and Cool Ryan Scott returns. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 94

Ryan and Anthony go to PAX Prime 2013, the guys who make Halo apparently listen to our show, Max gets all muscular, Anthony has a white weekend, one public break-up gets very awkward, the ThunderCats are awesomely bad, He-Man is even worse, Anthony plays us a sweet song, the old Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Batman toys are all kinds of insane, and Nickelodeon Gak is back. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 93

Anthony is absent again this week, and in his stead we learn the origins of one very politically incorrect term, Max gets confused by the concept of land ownership, Ryan hates on Harry Knowles (who still sucks even though his Kickstarter got funded after we recorded this), Brian wishes for a cool wheelchair, we recall our favorite (and least favorite) comedies, we recall the ghosts of Comedy Button past, and we remember Charlotte's Web's worst character. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 92

Max steps in for hosting duty in Anthony's absence, Scott has one of the most white-person weekends ever, we ponder making our own Weird Science girl, everyone really hates Guy Fieri, we introduce more reasons for you to give us money, we still aren't role models, we discuss fun things that couples can do while driving, we discuss the finer points of shaving, and the theme song to Nickelodeon Guts gets quite the unexpected cover. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 91

Anthony vows to stop crime, Max films a completely unrelated crime, Zombie Studios is ground zero for an actual zombie apocalypse, mugging logistics are confusing, Anthony's cat looks like every other cat, people who leave their fortunes to their pets are stupid, dead man's treasure maps are the new hotness, Mad Libs temporarily get funny again, scientists relay all-new raccoon facts, we recall our biggest regrets, Brian goes there and back again, and we tell you what to do when your parents are out of town. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and special guest Mitch Dyer.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 90

In this episode, we all try to live healthier lives, Ryan gets annoyed about Taco Bell breakfasts, we encounter the most confident woman in America, Brian asks for permission to get married, we review church on-air, Anthony finds a Seattle wingman, we share some sly girl-meeting tactics, we recall our favorite Comedy Button moments (so far), Ryan eats a very special lollipop, and Scott reports on Vidcon 2013. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 89

In this very special episode, we analyze the Gotham City Police Department, learn about Seattle's real-life superhero squad, introduce some coworkers to the show, get AMBER Alerted, get rendered speechless by the hardest Tragedy Lever pull in the show's history (thanks Ryan), check back in with Cool Ryan Scott to lighten the mood, and work through our daddy issues. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 88

Guest host Jack DeVries turns into Cool Ryan Scott, Anthony parties hard in Seattle, white girls love crying on curbs, we hear some San Diego Comic-Con stories, Max tells us about Hell Comes to Frog Town, Hawaii has sea turtles and mongooses, we still don't understand a woman's period, we recall our personal city-related trauma, and Brian and Anthony sing us a song. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 87

Max has an important raccoon-related announcement, Brian had to babysit Jason Mewes, a listener (finally) sends in a great email, we explain how your nerdy hobbies don't impress women, Cool Ryan Scott pays us a visit, some guy pulls very weird pranks on his friends, some other guy almost joins the mile-high club, sleeping with your cousin is always a bad idea, summer vacation is awesome, and we get hot and heavy with our favorites JPG files. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 86

We learn that Anthony's been checking out his cat's unmentionables, check out the hot Seattle dating scene, hear about the nerdiest sleepover ever, hate on anime and Star Trek, make up fake movie descriptions for websites, meet the real-life Rat King, hear some taxi cab confessions, run into the world's biggest Galaga fan, and pitch an Iron Sheik documentary.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 85

We find out what annoys Ryan's wife, confess to the stupid things we do out of habit, witness a hobo couple's $300 argument, meet the Jean Whisperer, relive Ryan's cartoon wedding day, get into arguments with our significant others, compare dog baths to something terrible, learn that our girlfriends don't care about the dumb Internet memes we try to show them, visit baby animal Vietnam, have Cola War flashbacks, talk about why drugs are bad, and recall our worst hangovers. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 84

This week, we spin the Comedy Button topic wheel, discuss Ryan's style (and what would happen if he found himself unexpectedly alone), marvel at Radford University's latest screw-up, report on San Francisco's gay pride parade, consider the idea of an Escape from San Francisco movie, hear all about Ryan's awesome dad, and learn a thing or two about game design. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 83

This week, Anthony joins us from Seattle to tell us about his cat-sitter, we search Yelp for highway review scores, Anthony gets real job, we ponder some interesting puppetry, crack costs skyrocket, Max's girlfriend becomes an official mouth-doctor, the gang plays "Where's Ryan?" at E3, we talk spy tech, Brian races in the Malibu Grand Prix, we conclude that arcade ticket machines are the worst things ever, 90 percent of our emails are still bad, we send a 14-year-old on a scavenger hunt of doom, and we discuss big finishes. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 82

It's an all bangout episode! This week, we talk problems with the ol' IUD, guest host Jack DeVries' posterior prep work, Jack's Comedy Button crushes, being bad at sex, Back to the Future BJs, juggling hot dates, fake OkCupid profiles, messing with frat boys, watching porn, being horrible liars, having interests that women actually care about, and homeless pickup lines. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 81

In this episode, we wonder if we really need a theme song, conclude that Cops was an amazing show, rave about Lethal Enforcers and NARC, laugh at some pretty terrible undercover cops, get harassed at stores, witness some insane racial profiling at a movie theater, whine about wine, put stuff on the street for free, puzzle over feeding fetishes, racially profile fat people, discover a dead mole, read emails, and hear all about Ryan's new TV. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 80

This week, we try (and fail) to give Ryan a new catchphrase, discover that people have no idea what we look like in real life, wonder what ever happened to Billy Zabka, learn that Max and his girlfriend have been together for three years and went on a hot date, hear about the dumb cartoon bar that Ryan wants to go to, receive presents from Germany (and have a mini-Alcoholocaust), take the ethnic candy taste test, marvel at how bonkers Amanda Bynes is, and answer a single email. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 79

We try and come up with new catchphrases, Ryan gets a cool new jacket, Anthony talks fleshlights, Brian sees a wind-something-not-filter-friendly, Anthony fails at surfing in Puerto Rico, Scott tricks a Japanese couple into driving him through a lava field, Max shows off his Totoro tattoo, Anthony finally figures out how OkCupid works (and breaks some serious rules), and we face a serious long-distance relationship. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 78

In this episode, we read real raccoon facts, discover that tripping a person will give them a speech impediment, mess around at work, watch things fail, learn how awesome the Internet is, break down the top 25 horses in gaming, have some very bad accidents at a horse race, build cyborgs to fight each other, and wonder whether the real world is better than college. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 77

This week, Ryan loves all women, we happen upon one defective San Francisco raver girl, Anthony goes on a group date, public Facebook profiles are serious problems, cartoon squirrels get all the action, Anthony gets ready to head to Puerto Rico, we take a bizarre detour into an Eastern European educational film, Scott's mom goes to Burning Man, Max puts his foot down about getting made fun of, and Ryan lusts after stupid old video games that no one cares about anymore. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 76

It’s a special animal-themed episode, where we answer all your stupid questions about dumb animals, and ramble on about actual raccoon facts. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 75

It's time for some crazy subway stories, crazy homeless stories, Falling Down moments, love crimes as the new hate crimes, The Theology Button, retirement of the word "fun," rich kids at art schools, sex in a dorm room, and Amanda Bynes as a bird. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 74

It's April, which means our second maybe-sort-of-annual GFW Radio reunion show, wherein six guys who used to make a PC gaming magazine (remember those?) and an associated podcast talk about... well, whatever it is we can think up. It's like the Earth-2 version of the Comedy Button, for one week only! Starring Jeff Green, Robert Ashley, Shawn Elliott, Anthony Gallegos, Sean Molloy, and Ryan Scott.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 73

This week on the Comedy Button, Max is apparently turning into Benjamin Button, Anthony visits Jurassic Park, Ryan tells us his stupid opinion on G.I.  Joe: Retaliation, we deduce that Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue actually made kids WANT to take drugs, Scott reports on his trip to Star Wars heaven, we give ourselves a little lovin', Scott tells us about his girlfriend's totally-not-night-terrors, we wonder how to explain the C-word to children, people send us some more stupid emails and press releases, Ryan is basically the old man from Up, we rave about Sebulba Koosh balls, we recount our worst childhood injuries, and Brian's parents almost get him kicked out of the trampoline factory. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 72

This week, returning Kickstarter VIP Greg Tarascio tells us about airplane noises, we recall our fondest terrible NES game memories, Greg tells us more stories about Crazy Uncle Joe, we recap our Game Developers Conference 2013 highlights, we learn that Police Academy's Michael Winslow is crazy, we give some shout-outs to nobody, some insane people make us wonder what constitutes "wifey material," Ryan's life is like a hurricane, and Greg drops a Comedy Button exclusive. 

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The Comedy Button: Episode 71

This week, Anthony rides shotgun with Max, we discover the world's worst (fake) Android game, we consider how to make your girlfriends play video games, Ryan is a total jerk online, we reminisce about food-related mishaps, Indiana Jones is still awesome, sex at Disneyland is totally on-camera, we learn crazy things about insane scientologists, and we talk about the worst time to try to have sex. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 70

This week, we get off to some false starts, hear about Scott's recent trip to Camp Crystal Lake, ponder Anthony's inevitable new life as Casey Jones, laugh at that dumb Star Wars Kid, gawk at some community service hotties, get old and mad, read some terrible and funny emails, edit some video, go to the museum, make fun of St. Patrick's Day drunks, and talk about more of our favorite homeless people. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 69

This week, we learn that Ryan Scott -- the king of lounging -- still wears thermal underwear, ponder Etsy-crafted anal beads, recall our international travels, laugh at broke drug dealers, shoot bugs with shotguns, meet our heroes, scratch our heads at the idea of a Comedy Button video game, and consider our dream jobs. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 68

This week, we ask Ryan how his life is going, discuss our hatred of dolphins, beg for some horribly cooked food, discover the coolest book ever, read corny jokes for blind people, fix our cars like real men, deal with a coffee conundrum, and pit crappy cereal mascots against one another. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 67

This week, we talk about watching nude scenes with our parents, being sick and lazy, the world's most practical homeless man, those damn kids, cool tattoos on old people, Pinterest, Grindr, pulling the Canadian Tragedy Lever, messing with drug dealers, 15 Dead dogs in a hot air balloon, more bad advice for terrible teens, the return of Blue Ray and Davey Dee, and free porn vs. pay porn. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 66

This week, Anthony gets Scott's front door mixed up, we ponder the idea of being sickly shut-ins, quitting smoking is hard, Anthony impersonates his Mexican family, Ryan talks fairy tales, Max pines for a gritty Wishbone reboot, Babar and David the Gnome sucked, Anthony plays in trash piles, we explore the complexities of the Rancor pit, goats are hilarious, Max's girlfriend reminisces about growing up in a liquor store, the Jersey Devil is a big cartoon idiot, Ryan campaigns for president, interracial relationships are complicated, rejection is awkward, and Max tells us why he doesn't want to date his girlfriend. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jenn Not-Yet-Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 65

This week, Anthony has a sleepover, Ryan performs a dramatic reading of DuckTales (and proves why he'd be the worst at reading bedtime stories to kids), we fight over shotgun, animals go wild, our special guest spins tales from the Great White North, we speculate about Wile E. Coyote's suicide plans, some bangout emails come in, stupid kids run though pane glass windows, and Brian recalls his worst Valentine's Day ever. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mitch Dyer.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 64

This week, Ryan shows up for an episode (and tells us about his love for the Matrix), we order nerds to lose the pony tails, fat shaming gets shameful, Canada is dumb and full of mutants, we totally wish for mutant superpowers, our dreams (and night terrors) go under the microscope, Ryan opens up about the most absurd "fear" ever, we wonder if the new Star Wars movies will suck, we offer more free art school advice, awkward moments continue to be the best moments, little kids still suck, and the San Francisco Muni gets terrifying (and just a little bit awesome). Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 63

In this extra-special episode, former Adventures of Pete & Pete star (and current grown-up funny guy) Danny Tamberelli joins us to recall what life was like during Nickelodeon's golden years, muse over not quite getting Pete & Pete's absurd humor as a child, geek out about the recent reunion shows, tell us what writing sketch comedy was like at 16, reveal the secret behind Nickelodeon's slime, drop some details on his childhood stalker, give the thumbs-down to those Mighty Ducks sequels, recall meeting girls with Petuina tattoos, debunk rumors that he's dead, and tell us just what the heck he's up to these days. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Danny Tamberelli.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 62

On this week's wild-and-crazy "lost" episode, Anthony gets everything wrong, Diablo gives bedsores, Game of Thrones has its share of homeless people, Siamese twin logistics get complicated, Shredder's foot soldier gets the crap beaten out of him, we consider a seeing-eye horse, we tell some Bay to Breakers stories, Scott is afraid of his relationship changing, we watch the worst porn ever, Ryan gets sick for a month, cars destroy our dumb toys, we tell some tales from the haunted mansion, everyone takes their gummy vitamins, we see some sonograms on Facebook, old people are amazing racists, and Ryan talks sports. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 61

This week, Brian interrupts Max too much, animals go on welfare, California has some crazy garbage rules, lingerie is important for about eight seconds, pajamas are dangerous, Mila Kunis shows up in a meat bikini, people don't understand our eating habits, Max brings up Stephen King, we discuss dumb art projects, we ruin the Geekbox, Ryan talks about dumb old stuff, we dig through our best email spam, Brazzers gets in touch with us, Brian starts a turf war between mattress stores, and we meet the skanks who work at Goodwill. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 60

This week, we analyze Anthony's show-starting methods, talk about our relaxing weekends, provide some sound dating advice, read our very favorite porn descriptions, rave about the San Jose cat show, read some more terrible emails, time travel to the Macho Man's glory days, and lose the big award. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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The Comedy Button: Episode 59

We're back for 2013 -- and it's time to discuss our New Year's adventures, hate on all those fun-havers, discuss the things you just can't do on Ikea furniture, go for a quick trip inside Brian's brain, shoot some guns, score some white trash digits, receive the most awkward massage ever, learn who might be a redneck, bring families together with our heartwarming 2012 clip show, curse all those curses, and stop sending us presents. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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