The Comedy Button
What's going on, Internet!? Prepare for some of the most insane rambling about everything from life, to sex, to what passes for 21st-century Internet culture. Your aural canals are ours, and we're running a train on 'em -- courtesy of hosts Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville. BRAAAP BRAAAP! New episode every Friday afternoon!
The Comedy Button: Episode 108

We're joined by a couple of awesome IGN editors to talk about life as an extra in the movie biz, Ryan's new Ranger Smith look, Midwestern values, the horrors of Culver's, BuzzFeed's terrible ideas for Christmas pumpkins, the 1994 Academy Awards, the art of manscaping, amazing listener emails with terrible endings, banging out with dead bodies in the house, and the importance of referential humor. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, and Ryan Scott, with special guests Andrew Goldfarb and Marty Sliva.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep108.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 107

This week, in-between bouts of random audio issues (sorry about that), we pull some cool pranks, Ryan's wife schools us on cooking steaks, we get a box of bad German booze, Christmas arrives early, Max is a walking cartoon disaster of epic proportions, Anthony protects himself from riff-raff, we ascertain how to tell if a girl is into you, Anthony has SAD, Ryan pays someone to lock him in a room, and we scrutinize one listener's problems with his hot supermodel wife. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep107.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 106

This week, Ryan does a bang-up hosting job, Captain Planet is still terrible, a thoughtful listener subscribes us to Instabang, we consider the weirdos that date below their league, trading cards are for dorks, monster trucks and demolition derbies are for insane people, we don't want other people's kids on our fridge, engagement photos are the worst, we deal with fans awkwardly, Boston sucks, holiday shopping for your parents sucks, wedding planning sucks, and 7-Eleven food sucks. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep106.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 105

We forget to hit record, Anthony eats a whole pie for his birthday, Jaden Smith's Twitter account is insane, Brian sees a midget Rastafarian, Brian is an accidental racist at Starbucks, we talk about talking during sex, Anthony gets in touch with his Mexican side, we imagine some insane Christmas gifts for each other, Scott reveals a weird holiday tradition, Ryan is the manliest cast member, Ryan's dad is the world's manliest gamer, and we love on some terrible old video games. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep105.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:30pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 104

We find out who's a nasty man, sex acts are like Doom weapons, Anthony expiration-dates a girl, we ponder the logistics of droid slavery, we discover Lindsay Lo Pan, our young selves discover that gay people exist, our shirts will get you laid (100% true story), and we recount the worst propositions from individuals who we were just desperate to avoid. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep104.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:30pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 103

Max takes his career back to the future (and explains his weird phobias), we do a boob tally, the Folsom Street Fair is weird, Ryan whips out the bully blinders, Brian is a closet depression eater, Ryan spins tales of his former criminal mastermind career, we're glad Blockbuster is finally gone, we learn some monster cereal facts straight from the source, we all totally would have been friends in high school, and making out is awesome (mostly). Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep103.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:30pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 102

This week, we contemplate the idea of becoming actual Ghostbusters, we're still giant manbabies, Brian makes fun of tiny horses, Ryan would be the worst drug-purchaser ever, hangovers suck, getting older sucks, our childhood bullies' adult lives suck, and moving away from home rules. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep102.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 101

We hear stories from medical professionals, get wind of some weird STD news, talk about the stupid Power Rangers, bring up Brian's apparent archnemesis, make fun of cartoon theme songs, hear about Ryan's unwanted drug deal, get excited about Halloween, debate the merits of Twizzlers and Red Vines, move out of our parents' houses, get an update on Ryan's Renaissance Faire adventures, roll our eyes at disappointing educational field trips, discuss our favorite scary movies, and ponder the ramifications of sleeping with friends-of-friends. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep101.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 100

In this 100th episode semi-spectacular, we count our blessings, weigh time spent playing video games vs. watching porn, discuss classy erotica habits, wonder if the cobra in our cobra booze is still alive, whine about public transportation, play "IKEA or Death Metal Band," talk fashion, break down our 6th grade sex lives, go all-in on guest Greg Miller's hard-won battle against cancer, reminisce about the dumb X-Men cartoon, and ponder how to get free beef jerky. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Greg Miller.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep100.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 99

This week, Anthony broadcasts from space, Max has a big announcement, we talk about whackin' (and not the mob kind), fast food travels through time, Max wants to be rotoscoped, pennies are still dumb, Ryan reads us some hot Amazon reviews, Game of Thrones is a ye olde porno, we speculate on Ryan's living conditions, we tally our couches battle scars, and we have some fun with Goosebumps story titles. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep099.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:30pm PDT