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What's going on, Internet!? Prepare for some of the most insane rambling about everything from life, to sex, to what passes for 21st-century Internet culture. Your aural canals are ours, and we're filling them with nonsense -- courtesy of hosts Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville. BRAAAP BRAAAP! New episode every Friday afternoon!

Special guest Lucy O'Brien teaches us about New Zealand, and Wikihow teaches us how to do sex things. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Lucy O'Brien.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep381.mp3
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Kristin Van De Yar is back again this week to drop a bombshell on us: She was a Sega kid. Everything makes sense now! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep380.mp3
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Kristin Van De Yar returns to share her thoughts on Lucky Charms, posterior entertainment, Tinder, and nonsense foods. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.

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Grocery Outlet is gross, the Mythbusters are wrecking homes, and we make some difficult choices about what food we'd want to be stuck with for an entire year. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep378.mp3
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Max and Brian do their best to explain the mysteries of the urinal to Jenn. Other topics include the Amish, how to spend a million bucks like an idiot, and true horror stories of public embarrassment. Starring Brian Altano and Max Scoville, with special guest Jenn Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep377.mp3
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Since Ryan isn't here to babble endlessly about the Suicide Squad, we take the opportunity to describe our dream superhero movies. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep376.mp3
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For your listening pleasure, we present the world's most authoritative and expertly curated collection of Hamburglar lore. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep375.mp3
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We reveal our carefully-thought-out fan cast for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot, hear horror stories about Scott's vacation to a nudist colony, and learn that Ryan has no idea about what a child's birthday party should entail. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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We learned more than we bargained for about Max's weird back hair, which is equal parts "werewolf ass" and "police sketch artist's rendition of Satan." Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep373.mp3
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All hail Jared Petty, King of Ropes! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Jared Petty.

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It's poopin' day at Scott's house, and guest host Jared Petty is here for the festivities. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Jared Petty.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep371.mp3
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The Comedy Button: Your most trusted source for the worst smells on Earth. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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7-Eleven doesn't have a mascot, so we made up a cool werewolf for them. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep369.mp3
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We reminisce about our favorite school lunches, quiz Ryan about exactly what the hell a Dungeon Master is, and try to figure out who bought all of the saddest toys at Kay Bee. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep368.mp3
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Which one of us paid a visit to Ikea on Christmas Eve? Has Scott had relations with his weird sex egg yet? And could Ryan get here in the time that it would take us to fly to Texas and back? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep367.mp3
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Wow, 2019 sure is amazing, isn't it? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep366.mp3
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