The Comedy Button
What's going on, Internet!? Prepare for some of the most insane rambling about everything from life, to sex, to what passes for 21st-century Internet culture. Your aural canals are ours, and we're filling them with nonsense -- courtesy of hosts Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville. BRAAAP BRAAAP! New episode every Friday afternoon!
The Comedy Button: Episode 209

Internet superstar Anthony Carboni is here to help us pitch the greatest low-budget thriller since Sharknado. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Anthony Carboni.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep209.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 208

It turns out, we don't understand siblings, mouth stuff, Helen Keller, fish tanks, history, or a lot of other stuff. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Marty Sliva.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep208.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 207

How do seasons work in California? How does Ryan get sick? How much did '80s garbage dumps rule? These are the questions that matter. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep207.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 206

Anthony is smack-dab in the middle of creating a real-life sequel to The 'Burbs. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep206.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 205

We have way too much to say about pee. WAY. TOO. MUCH. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep205.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:30pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 204

We sure have dropped a lot of F-bombs on this show -- one very patient fan even counted them up. Seriously, there's a spreadsheet and everything! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep204.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:30pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 203

It's vacations all around, as Brian reconnects with the motherland (AKA New York), and Max checks into a ritzy Mexico hotel using all that white privilege he's been hoarding. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 202

Applejack the centaur is here to tell you about horse pills. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep202.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:15pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 201

TV host and gaming icon Adam Sessler stopped by to talk about some porno we found in the woods, life after G4, and a bunch of spooky stuff -- because hey, it's Halloween. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Adam Sessler.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep201.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 200

The Boozeocalypse. The Alcoholocaust. Hurl Harbor. Wine/11. Whatever you want to call it, it's our long-awaited 200th episode spectacular, and we're getting trashed on some of the most terrible liquor in the world, sent to us by you -- our adoring fans. It was painful, it was miserable, and we love you all for it. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with a special appearance by Bill Zoeker.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep200.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:30pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 199

So... what would Shredder have done if he'd ever ACTUALLY killed the Ninja Turtles? Ever think about that one? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep199.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:30pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 198

In this episode, we're talking about grown-up stuff, like pooping your pants at work. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep198.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 197

Anthony entered into hostile negotiations with a business of raccoons. And it looks like their stock prices... have hit rock-bottom. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep197.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 196

Our significant others have all ganged up and are now plotting against us. Pretty cool. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep196.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:45am PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 195

Did you think we would ever stop with those dumb MYYYY WIIIIIIFE jokes? Well, Scott Bromley got married, so that's never going to happen! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep195.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 194

Only '90s kids will remember this one weird wedding trick. Churches HATE this guy. Secrets you never knew! Number 6 will shock you! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep194.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 193

Our close encounter with the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile got us wondering exactly how many hot dogs a person eats every year. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep193.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:00am PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 192

We're all pretty depressed. It might have something to do with the big bag of POGs that we just bought. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep192.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:20pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 191

The cast is divided on their opinions about outdoor urination, but they're all pretty sure all those inflatable protest rats are stupid, and limousine pizza is awesome. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep191.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 190

While Max and guest host Andrew Goldfarb went to the land of hamburgers and better-tasting gummy bears (AKA Germany), Brian had things pulled out of his face, and Anthony hunted for garbage at a ramen festival. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Andrew Goldfarb.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep190.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 189

Scott's bachelor party proved once and for all that we are a bunch of giant, adult children who probably need supervision (also: it was awesome). Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep189.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:30pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 188

Max Scoville reveals that you, too, could be the unwitting victim of a criminal house-pooper. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep188.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 187

Skunkin', poop-mowin', and piracy: It's all in a week's work for the Comedy Button. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep187.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 186

This week, THE COMEDY BUTTON REACTS to all the commercials at San Diego Comic-Con, fireworks that will probably wake up the neighbors, and all the depressing flyover state nonsense that Michigan can throw at us. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Marty Sliva.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep186.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:00pm PDT

The Best of the Comedy Button: 2015 Edition

Need some laughs? Try this collection of the Comedy Button's best bits on for size, and we guarantee that we'll brighten your day -- and maybe even draw some puzzled looks from your friends, loved ones, and/or complete strangers while you laugh your head off at our nonsense. And this is just what we've been able to fit in from our past year's worth of episodes. Welcome to your favorite weekly comedy podcast! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Best2015.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 185

Anthony is either going to start collecting tomahawks, or buy a donkey. One of these things may be true. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep185.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:30pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 184

Max gets so much action in haunted houses, we might as well start calling him Fred. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Fred Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep184.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 183

One man made a recent pilgrimage to the home of the Goonies -- and he definitely found some rich stuff. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep183.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:45pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 182

We have some deep thoughts on the anatomy of Greek statues. Also: Anthony went to Disneyland, where he learned that selfie sticks can kill you. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep182.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 181

Brian's European Vacation was way better than that stupid movie sequel that's coming out soon. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep181.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:30pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 180

Our pizza place has been taken over by jocks. Also, there are some animals we really don't want to eat. Can you guess which ones they are? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep180.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 179

Guest host Marty Sliva joins us once again to talk about his "style" (mind the air quotes), and we discover that we have some awesome female listeners. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Marty Sliva.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep179.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:45pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 178

Church's Game of the Year Edition came out, and Scott was on the scene to give us an updated review. Spoiler: It's worse. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep178.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:30pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 177

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... and then it stumbles awkwardly into the Comedy Button recording studio. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep177.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 176

While half of the cast was off at a Star Wars LARP, Anthony made a house for his cat. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep176.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 175

High school reunions are stupid, but not as much as actual high school! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Bill Zoeker.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep175.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 174

We have way too much to say about who should play Krang in the next terrible Ninja Turtles movie. Call your agent, Verne Troyer. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Bill Zoeker.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep174.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:45am PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 173

The We Have Concerns podcast's Anthony Carboni joins us to puzzle over the wild experience that was WrestleMania. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Anthony Carboni.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep173.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:30pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 172

Mike Drucker -- Tonight Show writer extraordinaire -- drops by to talk about comedy, Nintendo, and how much fun he and Brian used to have working together. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mike Drucker.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 171

Guest host (and Giant Bombcast regular) Dan Ryckert tells us why Taco Bell is the best, why wrestling is awesome, and why Jose Canseco is his archnemesis. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Dan Ryckert.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep171.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 170

Buzzfeed is the future, everybody. Deal with it! Also, moving really sucks. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep170.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 169

Max and Anthony live together now! It's like some weird porno plot, except with toy store trips instead of sex. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep169.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:30pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 168

ANTHONY IS BACK! ANTHONY IS BACK! AND WE SAW MONSTER TRUCKS FIGHT! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep168.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:30pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 167

We're gonna judge your "art," and then get drunk and go to incredibly stupid events. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep167.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:30pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 166

Get drunk, find a toy store, and go to space. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 165

Danny Tamberelli -- of Jounce, Manboobs, Grand Theft Auto V, and The Adventures of Pete & Pete fame -- pays us a visit to talk about the art of comedy. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Danny Tamberelli.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep165.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 164

We have a serious talk about the nectar of life -- as well as a debate on the pros and cons of bull-riding. Also, hermit crabs are stupid. Just saying. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep164.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Ryan and Father One-on-One -- SNEAK PREVIEW! GET IT ON PATREON!

Here's a sneak preview of our two-part interview with Ryan Scott's father, with cast reactions. It's just a short peek at what you're in store for when you support us on Patreon (www.patreon.com/comedybutton). Get these two bonus episodes while you can -- they're going away in mid-February, when our new monthly bonus episodes replace them!

Direct download: ComedyButton_Preview_ScottInterview.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 163

We embark on a hot air balloon adventure, and tell some duck tales of a... very... different sort. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep163.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 162

We're gonna tell you why all those animals are stupid. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep162.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 161

We try to learn French from a classic '80s weed monster. Also: We're pretty sure Paddington Bear wears clothes because he's secretly a homicidal lunatic. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep161.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 160

Anthony thought it would be a good idea to interview all of us, and ask us all of his long-burning questions. Short version: We're all fat and need to exercise more. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep160.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:00pm PDT

The Comedy Button: Episode 159

To help us celebrate 2015, former DeLorean owner Ryan McCaffrey regales us with tales about that one time when he got stuck in 1955. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Ryan McCaffrey.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep159.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:30pm PDT