This week, we learn that Donkey Kong Country is kinda racist, fix a car with a donkey, anger the Bronies (again), wonder whatever happened to Sinbad, consider naked skydiving, commit Press Your Luck suicide, distance ourselves from all the babies, discuss having children, make fun of fan fiction, reminisce about Fruit by the Foot, and open up about our fathers. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

On this week's episode, Brian and Scott go to the beach, Clifford the Big Red Dog destroys everything, Gotham City is overrun by evil surf gangs, Brian tells the Bronies to get their lives together, sex in horse costumes gets complicated, Hasbro recycles the '80s on The Hub, geese are still jerks, Ryan is the worst superhero ever, and we recall breaking all our parents' stuff. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Jack DeVries.

This week, we remember the morning after the Alcoholocaust, discover we're definitely not experts in Asian culture, offer some bad advice in response to your terrible emails, confirm that geese are still jerks, get a shout-out from Radford University, discuss dinosaur porn at length, look like dorks, compare children to dogs, hate on Sunday comic strips, love high school football games (and the associated partying opportunities), discuss moving out of the states that suck, discover the worst Italian restaurant ever, find a sweater full of AIDS, and marvel at Burger King's latest monstrosity. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

This week, two-thirds of our cast (including Max's girlfriend and special guest-star Jenn) gets drunk off of the worst booze known to mankind, while the resident manbabies (Anthony and Ryan) are semi-forced to eat terrible foreign candy. It's the Boozeocalypse, the Alcoholocaust, Wine/11 -- whatever you want to call it. You asked for it, people! Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jenn Not-Yet-Scoville.

This week, Brian quit smoking and wants to kill us all, we explore the confusing logistics of being a monster, we never want to play video games with the Joydick, Ryan Scott hosts another Recipe Corner, living with survivalists would be insane, we explain that we are not licensed counselors, we want stupid teenagers to stop having babies, we talk about lots of dumb things we've done, we tell you about our crazy relatives, Ryan shares his Nintendo dreams, we reveal which porn images haunt us, we recall the lies our parents told us, and we consider how hysterical Hell would be. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.