Forties: How do they work? Gin: Satan's gasoline? Fast food: What are our top fives? Yep, we only ask the hard questions here. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guests Jared Petty and Dan Ryckert.

We have some hot cuck theories to share, you guys. Also, breaking news: You probably shouldn't use that word, because it turns out that only the most awful people use it. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Marty Sliva.

This week, we envision a futuristic theme park where racists can act out their most ignorant fantasies, discuss Max and Brian's trip to New York, suggest healthy recipes for an ogre diet, and do possibly the world's worst impression of Jon Voight. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Who's your favorite tennis player? Ours is Anaconda Kournikova. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.