Wow, we've been making this nonsense for 500 episodes now! Our old pal Anthony Gallegos is back to help us celebrate, and also to school us on the art of motorcycle maintenance, provide an update on his menagerie, ponder the inner workings of Real Doll customer service, play us a jaunty tune on his penny whistle, and help us explain some of our stupider Comedy Button traditions to Kristin. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar, with special guest Anthony Gallegos.

Max pawns his cat off on some suckers, Brian reinforces this decision with cat horror stories aplenty, we wonder what our ideal jobs in space might be, and we imagine what a Comedy Button Freaky Friday would look like. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

We ponder the Moana Lisa, Kristin confesses to her crimes, Scott tells his weird puke stories, we decide on the most stackable animals, and Max gets himself some Wolverine ice cream. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Sorry, everybody -- we made Ryan host again. Scott explains why he has no free time anymore, Brian learns how to smoke meat from flat-earthers, and we learn more about everybody's dorky high school life, Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Kristin Van De Yar.

It's the latest episode of the Comedy Button, the Internet's #1 fine art and movie podcast. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.