Get ready for Hollywood's next big thing: the Cereal Mascot Cinematic Universe. The Trix Rabbit. Captain Crunch. Count Chocula. That dumbass Honey Nut Cheerios Bee. That shrieking vermin that's always always after the Honeycomb. Wendell the Baker. All your favorites, together, on the big screen, at last. The Comedy Button (this episode, anyway) is Brian Altano and Max Scoville, drunk in a hotel room in Anaheim. (We apologize in advance for the unusually crummy audio quality; it's the end of the year and we're out of brain power.)

Our awesome guest host, Kristin Van De Yar, is a true worldwide phenomenon. Also, we've discovered the most awesome life hack for getting out of jury duty: Just commit a crime, and you're home free forever. Take THAT, civic duty! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.

Is it possible to record the world's longest, stupidest outro to a dumb Internet radio show? Well, we certainly did give it a shot. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

YouTube creator and talent manager John Carle used to write for the WWE -- and boy, does he have some crazy tales for us. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest John Carle.

One of our favorite guest hosts, Jared Petty, joins us to ponder Goofy's questionable dog-hood and discuss everybody's favorite dumb fantasy story, THE LOOOOORD OF THE RIIIIIINGS. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.