Seth Macy returns to tell us about the old new Maine news, the new new Maine news, all the cool teen snacks of 20xx, downloading shareware games from the local BBS, and his favorite Hackers autograph. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar, with special guest Seth Macy.

We ring in poopin' season with some talk about the James Bonds, Max finds his stud finder (or did the stud finder find him?), we recount some dumb school assembly meetings, and we get some dirt on all those danged pot-smoking kids. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Kristin tells us about the Godzilla MonsterVerse, and then we learn the difference between tunnels and chunnels, and reminisce about the before times. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Ryan schools everybody on the best techno music, we try to rank the worst U.S. Presidents, Max tells us all about getting peed on by his infant, and we discuss that tried and true topic: porn on the Internet. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

We're learning about the birds and the bees week, cuz Max is a BABBY DADDY! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.