The Comedy Button (podcasts)
What's going on, Internet!? Prepare for some of the most insane rambling about everything from life, to sex, to what passes for 21st-century Internet culture. Your aural canals are ours, and we're filling them with nonsense -- courtesy of hosts Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville. BRAAAP BRAAAP! New episode every Friday afternoon!

Our pal Mike Drucker joins us to have a lively discussion about Steven Spielberg's AI, tell us about what it's like to write for Samantha Bee, and take bets on which Comedy Button host will be the next one to lose their hair. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mike Drucker.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep439.mp3
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Ryan reads fan-requested Urban Dictionary definitions, then we recall our worst car rides and then sail away on a perfect peanut butter boat. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep438.mp3
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In the middle of the world's worst ongoing staycation, we imagine what it would like be cooped up with Glenn Danzig, design characters for Cereal: The Fighting Game, and get to the bottom of the stupidest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lore we could find. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep437.mp3
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Ryan celebrated his 40th birthday trapped at home with Joe Bob Briggs, Scott is really addicted to Animal Crossing, and we've all developed some increasingly terrible diets. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep436.mp3
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Scott's gall bladder is real fussy, we're all getting a lot more time than we bargained for with our significant others, and we've found that pandemic hygiene habits can be very... shall we say "flexible." Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep435.mp3
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Ryan drinks some real clean soda, Brian is a secret disaster prep expert, our fans demand to know the origin story of Ryan's wizard couch, and we try to imagine what there will be to look forward to when life returns to normal. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep434.mp3
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We hang out with our friends (remotely), catch up on all the weird TV, try to figure out what Boris Johnson looks like, panic about our eating habits, and figure out what the most ideal shower food is. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep433.mp3
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We still don't know how to record a podcast, everything is still canceled, Wild Wild West still sucks, people still drive like idiots when no one is on the road, and Ryan still eats like a child even as the world burns down. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep432.mp3
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We learn about the world's weirdest workout routine, imagine our perfect hairstyles, discuss Ryan's childhood hard-boiled egg obsession, and resurrect all those dumb hoverboard rumors from the '80s. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep431.mp3
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It turns out that the world is such a disaster, we've had to record our show remotely for the first (and definitely not last) time. Come join us as we gather together through our computer screens and contemplate the corona apocalypse! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep430.mp3
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IT'S THE COVID-19 HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR!!!! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep429.mp3
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Scott, Max, and Brian joined by special guest Ryan Scott, who discusses his plans to travel back in time and invent Snapchat and bet on the Super Bowl (even though he doesn't know how either of those things work). And also, the age-old question: Would you eat an owl? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep428.mp3
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Scott, Max, and Brian get day drunk to discuss their deepest insecurities, like getting naked in front of other people and how they'll never be able to do sweet skateboard or BMX tricks. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep427.mp3
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Ryan is out, and we had Discord write the show for us, so you know it's gonna be a good time for all the rowdy pigs in the house! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep426.mp3
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Local substitute teacher Jared Petty sits in for Ryan once again, to reveal the truth about George Washington's wooden teeth, tell stories about weird Japanese restaurants, and help us figure out what our Care Bear powers would be. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep425.mp3
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Ryan is back to share his Top 10 Police Academy movie list, discuss his nonexistent exercise habits, and demonstrate his strength by breaking Scott's thumb on-air. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep424.mp3
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Jared Petty is here to offer his best NPR host impression, talk about how babby is formed, help us with our new foray into procedurally generated ASMR, and discuss old Sierra adventure games without Ryan. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep423.mp3
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We debate what foods we'd force each other to give up, guess what all the different horse parts are called, play an impromptu game of "Which Mortal Kombat Character Would you Marry?" and come up with some cool heist codenames. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Scott injured his ball (again), he loves disgusting Jelly Belly flavors, and he's a real stinky boy. We don't know why we keep putting up with him! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep421.mp3
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Max shares his disgusting fondness for gross anchovies on pizza like a sick dirty man, we all try to remember the last time we ate a frozen TV dinner, and Scott goes just a little bit overboard with arcade game sound effects. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Journey with us whiz in the world's most hilariously-named lake, check out some front butts, and cool off with a refreshing trenta cinnamon water with extra whip. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep419.mp3
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To ring in the new year, we eat packaged Japanese fish that tastes like pizza, and discover when we first knew we were idiots. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep418.mp3
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Celebrate the end of the year with a bowl of liquor from our favorite weird bar, enjoy our new show "Will Ryan's Dog Eat More Things Than Ryan?" and learn some true facts about astronauts. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep417.mp3
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The interminable year known as "2019" is finally coming to an end, and Max and Brian are drunk in an abandoned conference room at work to tell you about cookie exchanges, getting fat for the holidays, why they think Playmobil is popular in Maine, their love for stupid criminals, how the kid from Flight of the Navigator turned to armed robbery, Lorena Bobbitt, and why you should be careful if you drive a green Hyundai. Starring Brian Altano and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep416.mp3
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It's animal week on the Comedy Button: Brian made his family get a Christmas goose, horses wearing flippers are making the Internet great again, and Animorphs can move the heck over to make room for MIDDLEMORPHS! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep415.mp3
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Good news, everyone: 10 years in, we're still the #1 show, in all categories, everywhere. Well, except that Scott's gone and made a TV show, so that may be what finally knocks us down to #2 in the vaunted Star Wars Game Shows podcast category, where we have run unopposed since 1987. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep414.mp3
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It's a Thanksgiving miracle with the Comedy Button! This week, we talk about the worst food we've ever eaten, and all sorts of other goofs, guffaws, and hijinks that will drown out the sounds of your own family gathering! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep413.mp3
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Jack DeVries is back once again, and we've all had several wine spritzers. We discuss what our spirit fast food restaurants are, the most embarrassing clothes we wore in middle school, our self-care routines, and Bloodborne. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep412.mp3
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Jack DeVries joins us to discuss the X-Men, the 1997 Kevin Kline film "In and Out," who Kevin Kline is married to in real life, WikiFeet, the WikiFeet gift shop, and our favorite hard AND soft desserts. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

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This week, we're joined by legendary chatterbox and walking almanac Jared Petty, so in lieu of asking him questions, we're just feeding him listener-submitted keywords and seeing what trivia, anecdotes, or confessions he conjures up. Topics include earwax, fireworks, Gashapon machines, and discontinued Planters snack food P.B. Crisp -- the last of which somehow devolves into a dissection of the relevance of Ian Fleming's James Bond novels in the 21st century. Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep410.mp3
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On this very special Halloween episode, Jared Petty joins us to talk about our favorite Halloween candy, Easter candy, Christmas candy, perennial non-denominational candy, and delight in our spooky stories -- like the time Scott's dad caught him touching himself while watching Hocus Pocus. Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep409.mp3
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Brian has a wardrobe malfunction at a video game event, Max debates the merits of owning chickens, and Ryan is bad at Twitch. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep408.mp3
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It's just Max and Scott this week, so they imagine what they would have changed about their early 20s, and debate whether it would be better to eat chocolate-flavored poo or vice versa. Yeah, we get up to some weird nonsense when we're left alone-ish. Starring Scott Bromley and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep407.mp3
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Scott's better half, Stacey, joins us for the first time ever. What more could you ask for?! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Stacey Bromley.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep406.mp3
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Happy October! This week, we discover that Sunnyvale's former Toys R Us is now a Spirit store, and Geoffrey the Giraffe and his entire family are all dead. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep405.mp3
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We figure out the worst way to spend $1600, remember America's first Thanksgiving starring Mark Twain and Benjamin Franklin, and pitch Ryan on romantic dates with the rest of the cast. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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We're joined once again by those foul-mouthed ladies, Kristin Van De Yar and Jenn Scoville. In addition to a rousing debate about hot air balloon etiquette and a fun game show in which we try to do Google's job, we also make good on last week's cliffhanger ending: ranking the top 10 anime hair styles of all time, divulging the secret origins of Jenn's screen name AND the meaning of the word "Weeaboo." Starring Brian Altano and Max Scoville, with special guests Jenn Scoville and Kristin Van De Yar.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep403.mp3
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Max and Brian went to a German zoo, and Max ripped a real hooter of a fart in the monkey-house, scaring all the primates. Meanwhile, Jenn has a great idea for a western movie, and Kristin reveals her true feelings for Ron Perlman, that rectangular man made entirely of old wallets. Plus: a thrilling cliffhanger ending! Starring Brian Altano and Max Scoville, with special guests Jenn Scoville and Kristin Van De Yar.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep402.mp3
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Anthony joins us once again to discuss pooping at work, then we dare Ryan to drink horrible sodas. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Anthony Gallegos.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep401.mp3
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Our pal Anthony Gallegos is back to celebrate our 400th episode spectacular, and we've got a lot of catching up to do about exactly how many animals he lives with these days. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Anthony Gallegos.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep400.mp3
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Guten tag! Hallo und willkommen auf der Comedy-Schaltflache! We sure hope Google Translate got that right. It's the Comedy Button, all the way from Cologne, Germany -- where Brian and Max are off playing video games and eating various sausages for a week. We're international, baby! Starring Brian Altano and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep399.mp3
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Special guests Brandon Hunt and Eric Sapp join us to talk about their new project, HVYSTRK, and discuss "content" creation, growing up on the Internet, memes, Evangelion, Midsommar, and Tubgirl, among other things. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guests Brandon Hunt and Eric Sapp.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep398.mp3
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We ponder the Cheeto chicken sammich, recall the craziest things we've seen at San Diego Comic-Con, and solve the unsolved mysteries of the macabre. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep397.mp3
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We debate the merits of Where's Waldo, animal dildos, and whether we'd rather have all food look or taste like chicken fingers. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep396.mp3
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Does Ryan work from home naked? Does Batman really smell during the holidays? Did Brian's trip to the zoo with his daughter wind up as stupid as the time when he went with the rest of us? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep395.mp3
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We sure miss the good old day of video game journalism and porn stars. Oh, and Max went to Hawaii. Insert joke here about getting lei'd, or something! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep394.mp3
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Buckle up for a little something we call Max and Brian's Excellent Florida Alligator Adventure! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Be sure to check out Brian and Max's rad alligator video over at IGN, made possible by the talented Christopher Gillette and Gabby Nikolle (and you can subscribe to their YouTube channel as well, for all kinds of other awesome animal stuff).

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep393.mp3
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Jared tells us about his vision quest to Hawaii, Ryan tells us about his (possibly only) trip to the ocean, and Brian tells us about the hottest new energy drink of 2019. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Jared Petty.

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Guest host Jared Petty returns to reminisce about making weird soda cocktails, help us figure out WTF is up with Applebee's, and play a quick round of "Which Person Would You Eat?" Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Jared Petty.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep391.mp3
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Scott and Ryan are home alone! You know what that means: candy dinner, Disney karaoke, swapping stories about our wives, talking about weird dumb movies, and doing only the easy chores. Starring Scott Bromley and Ryan Scott.

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Can you tell the difference between an actual rhino birth and Ace Ventura coming out of its butt? And if so, can you explain it to us? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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Welcome to phase 1 of the Macho Man Slim Jim Cinematic Universe. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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We discover the perfect director for our upcoming cinematic universe, ponder all the gross stuff we've probably eaten at restaurants, and consider -- in pretty careful detail -- what it would take to make the realest-looking fake Cinnabon with stuff we found at Home Depot. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Max and Brian managed to find the weirdest bathroom in all of San Francisco. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Emmy Award-winning writer/producer Scott Bromley! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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It's time to talk about Danzig for like six hours straight, then design our own custom Ninja Turtle pizzas and ponder millennial midlife crises. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Brandon Hunt.

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We debate the nuances of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' characterization, remember our backyard funerals for our fallen G.I. Joes, and analyze to what extent Playmobil has lost its mind. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Brandon Hunt.

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Ryan tells us about his dad's wedding, Scott shares life hacks for San Francisco weed delivery services, Brian discovers how good Chicago's cuisine is, and we all make fun of each other's recent Amazon purchase history. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott.

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Special guest Lucy O'Brien teaches us about New Zealand, and Wikihow teaches us how to do sex things. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Lucy O'Brien.

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Kristin Van De Yar is back again this week to drop a bombshell on us: She was a Sega kid. Everything makes sense now! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.

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Kristin Van De Yar returns to share her thoughts on Lucky Charms, posterior entertainment, Tinder, and nonsense foods. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.

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Grocery Outlet is gross, the Mythbusters are wrecking homes, and we make some difficult choices about what food we'd want to be stuck with for an entire year. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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Max and Brian do their best to explain the mysteries of the urinal to Jenn. Other topics include the Amish, how to spend a million bucks like an idiot, and true horror stories of public embarrassment. Starring Brian Altano and Max Scoville, with special guest Jenn Scoville.

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Since Ryan isn't here to babble endlessly about the Suicide Squad, we take the opportunity to describe our dream superhero movies. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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For your listening pleasure, we present the world's most authoritative and expertly curated collection of Hamburglar lore. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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We reveal our carefully-thought-out fan cast for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot, hear horror stories about Scott's vacation to a nudist colony, and learn that Ryan has no idea about what a child's birthday party should entail. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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We learned more than we bargained for about Max's weird back hair, which is equal parts "werewolf ass" and "police sketch artist's rendition of Satan." Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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All hail Jared Petty, King of Ropes! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Jared Petty.

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It's poopin' day at Scott's house, and guest host Jared Petty is here for the festivities. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Jared Petty.

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The Comedy Button: Your most trusted source for the worst smells on Earth. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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7-Eleven doesn't have a mascot, so we made up a cool werewolf for them. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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We reminisce about our favorite school lunches, quiz Ryan about exactly what the hell a Dungeon Master is, and try to figure out who bought all of the saddest toys at Kay Bee. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Which one of us paid a visit to Ikea on Christmas Eve? Has Scott had relations with his weird sex egg yet? And could Ryan get here in the time that it would take us to fly to Texas and back? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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Wow, 2019 sure is amazing, isn't it? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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In our best post-Christmas Christmas episode ever, we can't figure out why people eat candy canes, Ryan doesn't have a clue what cream soda tastes like, and we've got some questions about Santa Claus. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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We're pretty sure criminals have ruined ski masks for everyone else, forever. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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We're here to tell tales from the Caramel Tasting Festival, give you some tips for dealing with stress, and figure out what kind of shoe we'd most like to be. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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We're cooking with SPORTS, baby. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Ryan lives his entire life like the "BUT THERE MUST BE A BETTER WAY!" guy in the first 10 seconds of every infomercial. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Max and Jenn regale us with stories of their Japanese honeymoon, where they discovered weird sex corners in every store, fought deer, and visited an amusement park. Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guests Jenn Scoville and Kristin Van De Yar.

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In this episode, we all ponder the stupid ways that we want to die, and also what should be written on our tombstones. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Best He-Man character? Worst superpower? Least bad James Bond? We tackle 2018's key issues. Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

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It's our November after-Halloween spooktacular, with guest host Jack DeVries on-hand to talk candy mascots and help us figure out which movie monsters are the best at bangin' out. Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

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Sbarro sucks, Large Marge is (still) terrifying, and Scott can definitely be bribed to let himself be attacked by birds for an entire night. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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In this episode, we learn some fascinating facts about Taco Bell, edible panties, Amazin' Fruit, and the time that Brian got so excited for Home Alone 2 that he broke a window. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Welcome to the Comedy Button, a podcast full of old people who go to sad dad rock shows, get migraines all the time, and remember when prank phone calls were a thing. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Where in the world is Ryan Scott? Who knows -- but let's talk about fake streaming services, how dumb we were in our 20s, and what drives a person to hang out at Denny's for 24 hours. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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Hey, Anthony's back for a totally rat-ical guest appearance! Since we last saw our old partner in crime, he got hitched, got some rats, lost some rats, got some other rats, got a catheter for one of those rats, and got a how-to book for being a rat doctor. You might say he's now the rat king. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Anthony Gallegos.

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It's time for our annual Comedy Button Awards, honoring the best movies of 1995. Also, we make fun of Rip Torn, and nerd out about prank call albums. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Direct download: ComedyButton_Ep351.mp3
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For our 350th episode extravaganza, we fight sea creatures, play a fun game of "Would You Fellate Cthulhu?," and wince in pain as Ryan attempts to explain how he would plan our birthday parties. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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An oral history of Lunchables, as told by the Comedy Button. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Ryan is back from his month-long exile to the chicken nugget factory, just in time to answer life's difficult questions about Ninja Turtles tattoos. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Greetings from the RAM RANCH! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jenn Scoville.

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Mrs. Scoville herself joins us to reflect on the big wedding day. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jenn Scoville.

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We have a record TWO WOMEN on our dumb idiot podcast this week, so of course we have to talk to them about Ninja Turtles and werewolves. Starring Brian Altano and Max Scoville, with special guests Jenn Scoville and Kristin Van De Yar.

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This week, we figured it would be a good idea to design a tattoo for Ryan, figure out how to get him to eat weird exotic food, and stoke the fire of his eternal war with "film critic" Harry Knowles. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Who got the final rose at Max Scoville's The Bachelor party? Turns out, it was booze and Saturday morning cartoons. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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Let's give it up to Spider-Man for starring in one of the best and worst games ever created by human beings on planet Earth. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Look out, Roger Federer -- secret tennis expert Ryan Scott is coming to take your job and all your sponsorships. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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We've got some awesomely stupid plans for Max's bachelor party (and some even stupider ones that we ultimately didn't go with!). Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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