We discover the perfect director for our upcoming cinematic universe, ponder all the gross stuff we've probably eaten at restaurants, and consider -- in pretty careful detail -- what it would take to make the realest-looking fake Cinnabon with stuff we found at Home Depot. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Max and Brian managed to find the weirdest bathroom in all of San Francisco. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Emmy Award-winning writer/producer Scott Bromley! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

It's time to talk about Danzig for like six hours straight, then design our own custom Ninja Turtle pizzas and ponder millennial midlife crises. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Brandon Hunt.

We debate the nuances of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' characterization, remember our backyard funerals for our fallen G.I. Joes, and analyze to what extent Playmobil has lost its mind. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Brandon Hunt.